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Les Faguettes

"Just Bloated" T-Shirt

"Just Bloated" T-Shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
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🧡 "It's Not a Phase, It’s a Lifestyle." 🐡

You’re not full, you’re not stuffed—you’re just bloated. Whether it’s post-pasta regret, a hormonal moment, or just how your body rolls, this tee understands.

Perfect for foodies, snack lovers, and anyone who’s ever needed to unbutton their jeans after a “small” meal. Bonus: it doubles as a warning to anyone thinking about judging your choices.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, breathable fabric – Because comfort is mandatory when bloated
✔ Unisex fit – Looks good on all body types, even temporarily inflated ones
✔ Crisp, high-quality print – Unlike your self-control around carbs
✔ Funny, relatable, and a mood – Pairs well with fries and self-care

🛍️ Add to cart and embrace your puffy era. It’s a vibe. 🐡✨

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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