Les Faguettes
"Mornings Are a Scam" T-Shirt
"Mornings Are a Scam" T-Shirt
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$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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☕ "Fully Awake. Barely Functional."
You’ve tried. You’ve caffeinated. You’ve even set multiple alarms. Yet, mornings still feel like a scam. If the struggle is real, this tee is your new uniform.
Perfect for night owls, slow risers, and anyone whose energy peaks after noon.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric – Because mornings don’t need to feel worse
✔ Unisex fit & premium stretch – Moves with you (even if you're barely moving)
✔ High-quality print – Sharp, just like your sarcasm
✔ Relatable energy – Let the world know where you stand on early wake-ups
🛍️ Add to cart, hit snooze, and pretend the world can wait. 😴☕
You’ve tried. You’ve caffeinated. You’ve even set multiple alarms. Yet, mornings still feel like a scam. If the struggle is real, this tee is your new uniform.
Perfect for night owls, slow risers, and anyone whose energy peaks after noon.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric – Because mornings don’t need to feel worse
✔ Unisex fit & premium stretch – Moves with you (even if you're barely moving)
✔ High-quality print – Sharp, just like your sarcasm
✔ Relatable energy – Let the world know where you stand on early wake-ups
🛍️ Add to cart, hit snooze, and pretend the world can wait. 😴☕
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
