"This Planet Is Ghetto, Take Me Back" T-Shirt

🚀 "Earth Was a Mistake… Beam Me Up."

If you've ever looked around and thought, "This ain’t it," then congrats—this shirt was made for you. Featuring a sassy little alien riding a fabulous rainbow unicorn, this design perfectly captures the chaos, absurdity, and questionable decisions of this planet. Whether you’re stuck in traffic, dodging rent, or just over the general mess of humanity, this tee lets everyone know: you’re ready to go home—wherever that may be.

Perfect for queer icons, intergalactic babes, and anyone who feels just a little too fabulous for Earth. Wear it to Pride, the club, or while waiting for your spaceship to arrive.

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, breathable fabric – Because space travel requires comfort
✔ Perfect fit & stretch – Moves with you, whether you're dancing or escaping the madness
✔ High-quality print – Vibrant colors that last longer than your patience
✔ Unisex fit – Because fabulousness knows no gender

🛍️ Add to cart & prepare for liftoff! 🚀💫

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