Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Meet Guncle Sam—our queer-coded version of Uncle Sam, serving righteous sass and rainbow realness. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a reminder that love is still a fight worth showing up for (with glitter, grit, and zero apologies).

Whether you’re marching, protesting, kissing in public, or just minding your gay little business—this tee’s got your back. Literally.

Perfect for Pride, protests, brunches, block parties, and awkward family dinners. Printed on ultra-soft cotton, so you can make a statement and still feel like a hug from your favorite queer elder.

Keywords (but not in your face): queer apparel, pride t-shirt, LGBTQ+ activism tee, funny political shirt, gay owned brand, rainbow unicorn shirt, love is resistance, Guncle Sam shirt, unapologetically queer.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

	WIDTH (cm)	LENGTH (cm)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S	46.4	67.6	41.3
M	51.4	71.1	45
L	55.9	74.6	48.3
XL	61	78.1	52
2XL	66	80.3	55.3
3XL	70.5	82.6	59
4XL	75.6	85	62.6